KHR Hell because fuck

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[kokuyoyo]

[Silence.]

[Aaaaaand then the sound of a disconnected phone.]

[Yes thank you, he's going to enjoy it while it lasts and cut it off before it gets any worse]

[possedere]

[It's so cute when the priest plays coy.

That sure was Mukuro calling him right back, shoulders shaking with laughter.]

[kokuyoyo]

[Good news: he answers.]

Don't you dare leave a message, please.

[Bad news: and then he hangs up again.]

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[possedere]

[If Mukuro wasn't laughing before, he definitely was now. It might even be described as 'cackling'. It was a good thing that he had made sure his apartment was heavily insulated against sound ( for other reasons of course, but he wouldn't complain if it served for multiple purposes ).

Once he could see straight enough to text, he would:]

Should I send you a naughty picture instead then?

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[possedere]

[But before the priest could block his number:]

How are you?

[kokuyoyo]

[He swears one day he's going to block this number. He really will.]

[Just... not today, and he stares with thinned lips at the messages that have been left for him.]

Tired. I'm a busy person.

[And suffering under the weight of how he'd broken his vows, but, you know]

[possedere]

['Busy' huh? Mukuro wasn't sure if the blatant lie should annoy him or amuse him.]

I'll be brief then. When can I see you again?

[kokuyoyo]

[Listen, Mukuro, you don’t know his life now!!!!]

What would you do if you saw me again?

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[possedere]

[Pretty sure he does, in between stalking you himself and then having his lackeys do it. Also he's been in that apartment enough times to have installed cameras I mean-]

Whatever you let me get away with.

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[possedere]

Or if you're afraid for your virtue, there's a movie I want to see.

[kokuyoyo]

[mukuro he swears to God if he finds cameras in his apartment]

I’m still afraid for my virtue considering your other plan doesn’t negate the first.

[Mukuro would absolutely be the type of person to start something in a movie theater. Try to tell him otherwise.]

[possedere]

[Like he would find them- I mean.]

Would you like to suggest something else instead, priest? And don't forget the caveat is I'll do anything you'd let me.

[Which means that if Mukuro gets lucky in a movie theater it's because Chikusa Kakimoto lets him.]

[kokuyoyo]

[Please stop reminding him of his sin, Mukuro…. At that, there’s just a pause before the answer comes.]

What movie?

[possedere]

[Like Chikusa Kakimoto hadn't been thinking about it every minute of the past few days.]

A horror movie. [please insert a relevant gory horror movie, but surprisingly it's not possession themed nor does it involve religion]

[kokuyoyo]

[Exactly, that’s why he doesn’t need your help.]

Trying to find new ideas, demon?

[possedere]

[He was more than willing to help out in other ways.]

I hardly need to look to humans for that.

Horror means the likelihood of you becoming aroused and handsy is unlikely, so you'd be more inclined to accompany me.

[kokuyoyo]

[EXCUSE]

I’m not the one who becomes handsy.

[possedere]

If it makes you feel more at ease, you can bind my hands.

[kokuyoyo]

With how you've acted before, I think you'd like that.

1/2

[possedere]

I'd like anything you did to me priest.

2/2

[possedere]

Except for a repeat performance of tea being dumped on me.

[kokuyoyo]

So I shoud bring some tea. Understood.

[A pause.]

I have some work that day, but I should be able to make it.

[possedere]

My, my Chikua Kakimoto. I hadn't thought you would be comfortable with stripping me in public, but I won't protest.

[Still-]

I'll meet you there then. Noon?

[kokuyoyo]

[He’s not going to dignify that with an answer, on the basis that he knows the demon adores reactions, and he refuses. Still, Mukuro, please find shame, he’s begging you.]

Noon is fine. Does that mean you want lunch then?

[possedere]

[He might consider it if the priest begged him on his hands and knees in the hat and nothing else. But it was highly unlikely even then he would find shame.]

If you are open to the idea. You can even pick where we go.