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Leorio Paladinight ([personal profile] punchdoctor) wrote in [community profile] badliifechoiice22018-10-24 02:51 pm

hello my name is doctor paradinight

It had started out as almost-sort-of a joke, in that Leorio's sense of humor is crude and sometimes he likes working up his boyfriend. Then it had, well, kind of maybe started a conversation. Then that conversation had meant taking out a die to make up a decision for them before they started bickering... They'd started bickering anyway because Kurapika said Leorio had cheated (he might have, listen), Leorio said Kurapika did (he's seen those hands!!), and it had taken a little bit before they'd finally rolled the die with no bickering from either of them.

Then again, considering that Lady Luck had smooched him right on the cheek for the die to roll in his favor, it's not like Leorio had any reason to bicker.

It had taken a little more preparation, after that, not discounting any bickering (playful or otherwise). He'd wanted to do this right, after all, and, well... Who knows better about a doctor's office than someone studying to be one? So he might have gotten into it, a little bit, although he already had. He doesn't have a top notch Hunter's salary yet... but Leorio has something better, and that's being a penny pincher. He'd already been getting stuff for his apartment's cheap study anyway. Some basic tools just to look professional set to the side on his desk, a bench covered in paper to give it that medical look... It's bullshit, but it's trained bullshit. He could probably run a mildly illegal practice this way, really.

He won't (yet) but it's something to keep in mind.

Now, the finishing touch: a nice white doctor's coat, picked up for cheap at a thrift store when he'd been snooping around for other reasons. Leorio fusses with it in the bathroom, well aware that once he's done, they're going right into it. It had been in a thrift store, true, but he knows how to make the most of what he's got. It's been his whole life. All it had needed is a little touching up and voila. He straightens out his back, tugging on the coat to straighten it out. He looks good. Yeah. It makes him think, briefly, of the far future where he might wear this sort of coat for real... but it's the near future, with Kurapika in it, that has his attention.

Alright, this should be long enough for them both to be ready. He'd just told Kurapika to wing it as the patient and not worry too much; all the actual medical bullshitting will be with him. Hopefully he takes it to mind. For now, Leorio just takes a deep breath and steps out of the bathroom over to the closed door where his boyfriend waits behind.

Yeah, he has this.

"Sorry for keeping you waiting," he says as he opens the door, faking professional unfamiliarity. It's not quite on point. Leorio can lie, especially if it means cheating in a dice game or arm wrestling or anything... but he's someone who wears his heart on his sleeve just as easily to anyone who's paying attention. It's almost painfully obvious that he's trying to gauge how Kurapika is taking in his appearance, white coat over carefully tailored waistcoat and slacks. Be attracted! Please be attracted! Are you? I want to be, for you. "I'm Doctor Paradinight."
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[personal profile] takewarning 2018-11-13 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Kurapika lifts his hips, just slightly, enough to help Leorio pull his pants down. He doesn't want to move too much, though, to risk breaking what contact he's getting; as nice of a change as this is, between the slow pace and Leorio's comfortable weight over him, the sheer amount of waiting is getting to be just a little bit agonizing, and it's taking some willpower not to let himself lean into Leorio's hands too much.

...That, however, sure is a nice mood-killer. "What?"
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[personal profile] takewarning 2018-11-15 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh goddammit this was not in any way how this was supposed to go. Kurapika scowls, leaning slightly upward as if that's going to do anything at all to help the situation. "Are you serious, Leorio? Last I checked, indulging was exactly what we were supposed to be doing right now."

No comment, of course, on how much he may or may not have been eating, or what measures may or may not have been taken to treat his injuries. After all, he's still alive; what's the problem?
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[personal profile] takewarning 2018-11-18 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Jeez, Leorio, way to rub it in how much better this was going to be if you hadn't decided to get all concerned at him.

It's not like he doesn't expect sudden, pushy concern from Leorio, of course; that would be ridiculous, it's just a part of who Leorio is as a person. Hell, the relentlessness with which Leorio cares about people is part of why Kurapika loves him to begin with - but that doesn't mean it can't get annoying sometimes.

"Well, as far as I can tell, there's not much point to answering, because you've clearly already made up your mind!" He doesn't think to kick Leorio again, or to make any effort to get his wrists free. Instead, all he does is lean forward to argue from closer to Leorio. "I'm fine, Leorio. I'm doing what I can in my very limited free time, which, by the way, is one reason I'd very much like to get on with this already!"
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[personal profile] takewarning 2018-11-18 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Kurapika just scowls wordlessly back at Leorio - until he finds himself being flipped over, which gets a startled grunt. He shoots a sharp glare over his shoulder at Leorio, but doesn't protest... especially not when Leorio finally gets back to getting his pants off. Took long enough.

Apparently, though, it's going to take even longer. Which might be for the best given how goddamn efficient that argument was at killing the mood. Fine, he'll deal with it. He rests his head on the floor, scowling off to the side somewhere and just... waiting, basically, lying still except for occasional squirms when Leorio's hands land somewhere sensitive (or ticklish).
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[personal profile] takewarning 2018-11-20 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
...

The longer Kurapika waits, the more he's coming to suspect that Leorio is actually not getting back to what they were supposed to be doing here at all. The hands on his back, moving over the tight spots under his skin from where his constant tension has taken its toll, are far too professional to be leading into what Kurapika would rather they be. It's not the same as the feigned professionalism Leorio had been putting on before.

Kurapika twists around, his range of motion limited by his bound wrists, to scowl at Leorio again. "What are you doing?"
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[personal profile] takewarning 2018-11-20 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
"This isn't taking care of me, Leorio, it's wasting time!"

And he... okay, he can't honestly say it doesn't, but this is not the kind of good feeling he was looking for here. He squirms under Leorio's hands, mostly just to make things difficult for him. "Either hurry it up or untie me."
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[personal profile] takewarning 2018-11-20 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
"No!" Is he being immature? Absolutely. But then, it's not like Leorio isn't, so it probably evens out.

"Are you intending to do what we came here for or not?"
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[personal profile] takewarning 2018-11-21 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Listen, he works hard to make sure he appears just how he needs to to those around him. It's just that, with Leorio, it doesn't really matter.

"Maybe I would stay still and enjoy myself if you were doing what we'd agreed on!" Sorry, Leorio, he's going to start thrashing again.
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[personal profile] takewarning 2018-11-22 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Kurapika has suffered some great indignities in his life, most of which have involved Leorio lately. So, really, this is pretty much on-brand.

He yells and keeps struggling from under his boyfriend, trying to wriggle away - but, in the end, Leorio has the advantages of, first, being much bigger than him, and, second, not having his hands literally tied, meaning there's not a lot Kurapika can do that wouldn't risk actually harming him. As pissed as he may be, that's not an option.

Eventually, Kurapika's struggles slow, and he finally drops his head back on the ground, catching his breath. "Asshole."
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[personal profile] takewarning 2018-11-22 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
He can't actually argue with that, yeah.

"That's because you are." He's not wrong there, okay. "You do know there's a... a middle ground, right? Between rushing into sex and turning it into an actual medical checkup?"
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[personal profile] takewarning 2018-11-22 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
See, Kurapika can believe that, partly just because Leorio of all people wouldn't be putting off sex unless he saw a reason for it. It is, in Kurapika's opinion, a stupid reason, because Kurapika is doing just fine and doesn't need a checkup, but it's why this is happening to begin with.

He raises an eyebrow sardonically, which would probably look slightly better if he weren't having to twist around awkwardly to peer at Leorio over his shoulder. "Then what was it? Because if that was meant to be foreplay, it seemed awfully professional for you."
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[personal profile] takewarning 2018-11-23 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, if anything, the friction might be making him redder. It's kind of cute, frankly, as disinclined as Kurapika might be to say as much right now.

Instead, he's preoccupied with considering that, frowning into his own shoulder. "So... it was a massage," he says, perhaps somewhat pointlessly given that Leorio... pretty much just said that.

It's another long few seconds before he admits, "It wasn't bad."

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