pipers_son: (insovereign) (Can I come over?)
Joker ([personal profile] pipers_son) wrote in [community profile] badliifechoiice22018-05-05 06:21 pm

mermaid oh murmur into my ear

MERMAID AU MEME



Rules:
● Put down character name and series in subject line.
● Add any preferences (romance and/or general, human and/or mer) in comment.
● Reply to other people!

Scenarios:

1 ♢ Little Mermaid
♢ Mer
♢ One of you is a mer person with something you want. The other is a powerful mage who can possibly give it to you. Can an arrangement be made...?

2 ♢ Exploration
♢ Mer and/or Human
♢ Whatever you are, your curiosity has gotten the best of you. Whether it's a sunken shipwreck on the bottom of the ocean or a mysterious cove hidden away along the cliffside... Venturing with a friend or running into something unexpected... What will you find?

3 ♢ Exchange
♢ Mer and/or Human
♢ Sometimes, territories are broached, but it's not always a bad thing. Whether you're of entirely different species, or just from different seas, you've met in peaceful circumstances- perhaps as a direct result of those! So it's time for a cultural exchange. Just ignore the fresh water mer.

4 ♢ For Science
♢ Mer and Human
♢ This is a one in a lifetime chance.... for at least one person. Are you on an isolated island? A ship far out to sea? A highly funded aquarium? Or perhaps even a laboratory with more than questionable methods... Either way, you have the chance now to study something rarely seen before. How will it turn out for both of you?

5 ♢ Ariel's Dream
♢ Mer and/or Human
♢ Some say it's impossible for a mer to live on dry land... except that's been quietly proven wrong. One of you has taken to living among humans, whether for years or still learning the ropes. As for the other... Are you a concerned friend, checking in on them from the sea? Or are you a landdweller, stumbling onto a great secret?

6 ♢ Sea Life
♢ Mer and Human
♢ While they have the legs for landdwelling, some humans seem to have more saltwater in their veins than blood, and those are the kinds of humans that end up with dealing with the mysteries of the sea the most. A surfer catching waves with shark mer? A pirate bartering with sirens for safe passage? A fisherman working together with those who know fish best? There's all sorts.

7 ♢ Stranded
♢ Mer and Human
♢ Well, fuck. Good job. One way or another, you're stuck where you shouldn't be. Whether that's a human lost in the tides, or a mer trapped against the land, you need help.... So don't be picky with what you do get.

8 ♢ Not Safe For Water
♢ Mer and/or Human
♢ The scenario made explicitly for Guillermo Del Toro and anyone who was extremely anxious for a xeno sex scene in The Shape Of Water. Get your smut on. Feel free to mix and match it with any of the other scenarios as well.

9 ♢ Siren Song
♢ Mer and Human
♢ Sometimes, there's a good reason people fear the too wide expanse of the sea, or how deep its depths an reach... Strange songs which string through coastal towns and cause disappearances... The sound of something slipping through the water around a ship in the dead of night... Unexplained shapes which flicker outside of deep-sea vessels or submarines or installations. Do you want to know what's out there?

10 ♢ Capture
♢ Mer and Human
♢ Sometimes, there's a good reason why people fear humans. You don't belong here, being gawked at through thick aquarium glass or trapped in a too-small freakshow tank, but what can you do? Is there anyone who cares for your plight, or are there only people responsible for it?

11 ♢ Chance Encounter
♢ Mer and Human
♢ Well, this is awkward. You didn't mean to stumble onto a mer just... there, doing whatever, on the beach or by the docks or tangled up in your fishing net, but, well. It's happened. Now what?

12 ♢ Transformation
♢ Mer and/or Human
♢ For one reason or another, you want to go where you've never gone before... A mer, venturing on the land either as a rare chance or every day business? Or a human, accepting some sort of trade or just to run away from the life you have now? Either way, it might get messy.... Feel free to mix in with other scenarios.

13 ♢ Fantasy Meets Fantasy
♢ Mer and OTHERS!
♢ Who's to say that humans are the only other creatures in the world? Maybe people living beneath the sea's waves aren't the only strange things. Maybe there are centaurs who travel along coastal roads to watch the night sky along with mer astronomers. Perhaps selkies are just distant cousins. Or who's to say that mer can't be a host of things unto themselves? The ocean's the limit.

14 ♢ Sci-fi
♢ Mer and Human
♢ Some say astronauts are nothing more than sailors venturing off into another unexplored sea, one that's above instead of below. And, befitting those same sailors of older days, they seem to tell tails of strange melodic frequencies coming in over the radio to their ears, and strange comets that look like tails passing them by on a landed planet. Do they not know what's accompanying them in space, or is that what they're actively chasing?

15 ♢ Divinity
♢ Mer and Human
♢ There are stories told of what exactly it is that could be both human and fish... So it's not surprising that, eventually, one would land upon calling them divine entities, either gods of the sea or lakes, or just their messengers. Is that true, or just a very clever, long lasting ruse?

16 ♢ Afterlife
♢ Mer and/or Human
♢ Some say mer are just humans, wrongfully forced overboard by superstition or cruelty and welcomed by the sea into something more. Others say that they're the spirits, haunting a particular sea or lake town for a wrongful death. What's the truth? Time to find out.

17 ♢ Peaceful Living
♢ Mer and/or Human
♢ Not everything has to be a dramatic mess. Sometimes, things just... work out for the best. These are better times, and mer are just another part of life. Water-side towns where everything is built around those that share the waters with them, or huge metropolises with water tubes and sprouts for mer to travel through. How will you imagine this sort of life?

18 ♢ Wildcard
♢ follow your dreams, make up whatever
dontpokethat: luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want (i was put on this earth to do one thing)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-12-11 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
...Oh. Oh no.

He'd sort of hoped that the merman might be able to use his tail to help move himself, or something, but of course they wouldn't be that lucky.

"Okay-- okay, uh. Hang on." So much for avoiding touching a fish titty. Ginko scoots over to Joker's side and gives his back a couple awkward pats before taking a look around. He doesn't think he'll be able to move him all that easily, either, so...

After a few moments, his eye lands on some of his supplies, thankfully still secured to the deck where they had been. He grabs a wooden bucket and dips it over the deck, then throws the seawater over the merman. Hopefully, that should buy them some time - and make the deck slicker and easier to move him on.

"Now let's try this." He stoops down and wraps one arm around the merman's waist, the other around... roughly where he'd guess the knees would be on a human? Around his tail. The point is, he's gonna see if he can haul him closer to the edge of the boat.
dontpokethat: luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want (i was put on this earth to do one thing)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-12-12 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
That's a new sound. But, at least it sounds like a good one!

Ginko flinches, narrowly avoiding getting a tailfin to the face. "--Hey, careful, there!" Warning aside, he can't keep himself from grinning as they move toward the edge of the boat, until, finally, he can try and haul Joker over the side - then grab onto the edge of the boat, to make sure the shift in weight on the deck doesn't send him over, too.
dontpokethat: (put on a hat young man)

i never get to use this icon like hell i'm giving up this opportunity

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-12-19 12:36 am (UTC)(link)


Ginko clutches the side of the boat, watching him disappear. It's almost a surprise when the merman resurfaces again, and Ginko straightens up, grinning despite everything else.

"Well, there you go! Must be a lot more comfortable in there, huh?"
dontpokethat: luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want (i was put on this earth to do one thing)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-12-21 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ginko grins, and ducks his head to hide a quiet chuckle. It's sort of thrilling - encountering a being like this to begin with, then being able to help him, make tiny steps in communicating with him.

Unfortunately, as much as he'd like to kneel down by the side of the boat and keep chatting with the merman (as much as this can be called chatting), there are still his current circumstances to take into account, and he can't afford to waste too much time.

Ginko straightens up, still smiling. "...I should probably see how many of my supplies survived the storm. But, if you still want to hang around, I'd certainly appreciate the company."
dontpokethat: that is one second you have completely wasted (if you take a second to think about it)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-12-22 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
When he looks over again and finds the merman missing, Ginko can't help being kind of disappointed. But, he supposes he shouldn't be surprised - he probably does have other things to do.

So he focuses on going through his supplies. He hadn't secured much to the boat to begin with, seeing as how this wasn't meant to be a particularly long trip; he's got that bucket, some food and water, the tarp and nets that had made things so complicated already. There are a few other containers he brought along too, of various shapes and sizes, to hold samples in, his compass and map for navigation, and some basic medical supplies for emergencies.

All in all, it's not much - especially once he weeds out what had been ruined in the storm. But, for now, it's all he's got to work with.

By the time Joker resurfaces, Ginko has his shirt draped over his shoulders, having dunked it in the water for the sake of keeping cool, and is focused on setting a course for the little boat. He doesn't even seem to notice the merman moving under the surface of the water, at first.
dontpokethat: luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want (i was put on this earth to do one thing)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-12-26 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Fortunately, Ginko finishes getting the boat set up to... probably basically go in one direction, just moments before the fish slaps down on the deck.

His first thought is to look out at the water around the boat, making sure that it isn't just... kicking up again and throwing fish on his boat. But the water, darkening as the sun gets lower in the sky, is just as still as it was when the merman left.

He picks the fish up off the deck, and the most likely source clicks in his mind. Ginko moves back over to the side of the boat and leans over, grinning at the sight of the merman. "--Hey! I didn't think I'd see you again."
Edited 2018-12-26 07:46 (UTC)
dontpokethat: (put on a hat young man)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-12-27 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Ginko isn't really sure how else to take the fish thing but as a gift, honestly? Unless it's a threat, but it seems a little late for that.

Ginko straightens up, raising his eyebrows. "That's... impressive. You've got quite a knack for mimicry, huh?" Boy, he wishes that storm hadn't wrecked all his note-taking supplies. "You really are good at that--" Time for another try at that name, he guesses. "--Jokah."

That... might be closer, or further off. He's not sure.
dontpokethat: luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want (i was put on this earth to do one thing)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-12-27 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"D'you know that's my name, or do you just like saying it?" As glad as he'd be to keep up that line of investigation, Joker biting into the whole damn fish has actually reminding him that he... hasn't eaten all day, has he. Whoops.

Ginko could eat some of the food he brought with him, but that would probably be rude. So, he'll hold onto that for now, and... figure out how to make this fish edible on a boat.

He pulls over his tarp to set the fish on and sets about stripping off the scales, leaning against the side of the boat while he works. "Sorry that it'll take me a bit to join you, but I can't just bite into a whole fish like you can. Humans aren't really made for that."
dontpokethat: (put on a hat young man)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2019-01-01 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ginko glances up at the side of the boat when Joker emerges again, giving him a brief smile. Frankly, he... really is glad for this dead fish, even if he can't get to eating it as immediately as Joker did. "I hope this doesn't come off as insulting or anything."

With the descaling done, he slices the fish open to pull out its innards, which he considers for a moment before holding the mess of guts out to Joker. "You can have these, if you want them."
dontpokethat: luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want (i was put on this earth to do one thing)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2019-01-05 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, uh--" Boy, that probably wasn't the best way to communicate that. He'll have to be more careful about how he's phrasing things, if he wants talking to this guy to get any easier. "The innards. Or guts." Y'know, whatever you want to call them.

Ginko slices a piece of flesh off the gutted fish in front of him and pops it into his mouth, and even just that chunk of raw fish is a huge relief after the day he's had. He cuts away another piece and holds it up so Joker can see it. "I can only eat the meat - not the guts."
dontpokethat: that is one second you have completely wasted (if you take a second to think about it)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2019-01-15 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That... is interesting. Ginko watches with something like fascination; he'd kind of expected Joker to tear them up like he had to the whole fish, or at least chew them. Not... swallow the whole length of the intestines in one go. Do merpeople's gag reflexes not work like humans'? Assuming they have a gag reflex at all.

"Yeah. Guts." He'll stick with the shorter word from here. He eats the second slice of fish, and considers cutting more off. But... screw that, he absolutely doesn't have the patience to eat this thing bit by bit. He picks the fish up and bites into the exposed meat. Shit this mouthful of barely-prepared raw fish is way better than it should be. He pulls a couple bones out before mumbling through it, "Thanks."
dontpokethat: luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want (i was put on this earth to do one thing)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2019-01-21 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
It's kind of stunning how fast he's picking up each word, even if Ginko can't be sure how well he understands what they mean. And, of course, if he wants to make sure he does figure out what they mean, he's going to need to pick his words a little more carefully.

Unfortunately, never having had kids or anything, he doesn't exactly have a lot of experience with teaching people Japanese. If he wants to be able to communicate with this merman, he'll just have to do his best - and see how much of his companion's communication he can figure out in turn.

"Careful not to tip it-- the boat." He pats the side that Joker is hanging onto with the hand that's not occupied with holding onto a fish. "I need the boat to stay upright."

He guesses he should just treat it like talking to a kid?? Who knows how long that will last.

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