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mermaid oh murmur into my ear

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1 ♢ Little Mermaid
♢ Mer
♢ One of you is a mer person with something you want. The other is a powerful mage who can possibly give it to you. Can an arrangement be made...?
2 ♢ Exploration
♢ Mer and/or Human
♢ Whatever you are, your curiosity has gotten the best of you. Whether it's a sunken shipwreck on the bottom of the ocean or a mysterious cove hidden away along the cliffside... Venturing with a friend or running into something unexpected... What will you find?
3 ♢ Exchange
♢ Mer and/or Human
♢ Sometimes, territories are broached, but it's not always a bad thing. Whether you're of entirely different species, or just from different seas, you've met in peaceful circumstances- perhaps as a direct result of those! So it's time for a cultural exchange. Just ignore the fresh water mer.
4 ♢ For Science
♢ Mer and Human
♢ This is a one in a lifetime chance.... for at least one person. Are you on an isolated island? A ship far out to sea? A highly funded aquarium? Or perhaps even a laboratory with more than questionable methods... Either way, you have the chance now to study something rarely seen before. How will it turn out for both of you?
5 ♢ Ariel's Dream
♢ Mer and/or Human
♢ Some say it's impossible for a mer to live on dry land... except that's been quietly proven wrong. One of you has taken to living among humans, whether for years or still learning the ropes. As for the other... Are you a concerned friend, checking in on them from the sea? Or are you a landdweller, stumbling onto a great secret?
6 ♢ Sea Life
♢ Mer and Human
♢ While they have the legs for landdwelling, some humans seem to have more saltwater in their veins than blood, and those are the kinds of humans that end up with dealing with the mysteries of the sea the most. A surfer catching waves with shark mer? A pirate bartering with sirens for safe passage? A fisherman working together with those who know fish best? There's all sorts.
7 ♢ Stranded
♢ Mer and Human
♢ Well, fuck. Good job. One way or another, you're stuck where you shouldn't be. Whether that's a human lost in the tides, or a mer trapped against the land, you need help.... So don't be picky with what you do get.
8 ♢ Not Safe For Water
♢ Mer and/or Human
♢ The scenario made explicitly for Guillermo Del Toro and anyone who was extremely anxious for a xeno sex scene in The Shape Of Water. Get your smut on. Feel free to mix and match it with any of the other scenarios as well.
9 ♢ Siren Song
♢ Mer and Human
♢ Sometimes, there's a good reason people fear the too wide expanse of the sea, or how deep its depths an reach... Strange songs which string through coastal towns and cause disappearances... The sound of something slipping through the water around a ship in the dead of night... Unexplained shapes which flicker outside of deep-sea vessels or submarines or installations. Do you want to know what's out there?
10 ♢ Capture
♢ Mer and Human
♢ Sometimes, there's a good reason why people fear humans. You don't belong here, being gawked at through thick aquarium glass or trapped in a too-small freakshow tank, but what can you do? Is there anyone who cares for your plight, or are there only people responsible for it?
11 ♢ Chance Encounter
♢ Mer and Human
♢ Well, this is awkward. You didn't mean to stumble onto a mer just... there, doing whatever, on the beach or by the docks or tangled up in your fishing net, but, well. It's happened. Now what?
12 ♢ Transformation
♢ Mer and/or Human
♢ For one reason or another, you want to go where you've never gone before... A mer, venturing on the land either as a rare chance or every day business? Or a human, accepting some sort of trade or just to run away from the life you have now? Either way, it might get messy.... Feel free to mix in with other scenarios.
13 ♢ Fantasy Meets Fantasy
♢ Mer and OTHERS!
♢ Who's to say that humans are the only other creatures in the world? Maybe people living beneath the sea's waves aren't the only strange things. Maybe there are centaurs who travel along coastal roads to watch the night sky along with mer astronomers. Perhaps selkies are just distant cousins. Or who's to say that mer can't be a host of things unto themselves? The ocean's the limit.
14 ♢ Sci-fi
♢ Mer and Human
♢ Some say astronauts are nothing more than sailors venturing off into another unexplored sea, one that's above instead of below. And, befitting those same sailors of older days, they seem to tell tails of strange melodic frequencies coming in over the radio to their ears, and strange comets that look like tails passing them by on a landed planet. Do they not know what's accompanying them in space, or is that what they're actively chasing?
15 ♢ Divinity
♢ Mer and Human
♢ There are stories told of what exactly it is that could be both human and fish... So it's not surprising that, eventually, one would land upon calling them divine entities, either gods of the sea or lakes, or just their messengers. Is that true, or just a very clever, long lasting ruse?
16 ♢ Afterlife
♢ Mer and/or Human
♢ Some say mer are just humans, wrongfully forced overboard by superstition or cruelty and welcomed by the sea into something more. Others say that they're the spirits, haunting a particular sea or lake town for a wrongful death. What's the truth? Time to find out.
17 ♢ Peaceful Living
♢ Mer and/or Human
♢ Not everything has to be a dramatic mess. Sometimes, things just... work out for the best. These are better times, and mer are just another part of life. Water-side towns where everything is built around those that share the waters with them, or huge metropolises with water tubes and sprouts for mer to travel through. How will you imagine this sort of life?
18 ♢ Wildcard
♢ follow your dreams, make up whatever
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So he focuses on going through his supplies. He hadn't secured much to the boat to begin with, seeing as how this wasn't meant to be a particularly long trip; he's got that bucket, some food and water, the tarp and nets that had made things so complicated already. There are a few other containers he brought along too, of various shapes and sizes, to hold samples in, his compass and map for navigation, and some basic medical supplies for emergencies.
All in all, it's not much - especially once he weeds out what had been ruined in the storm. But, for now, it's all he's got to work with.
By the time Joker resurfaces, Ginko has his shirt draped over his shoulders, having dunked it in the water for the sake of keeping cool, and is focused on setting a course for the little boat. He doesn't even seem to notice the merman moving under the surface of the water, at first.
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But waiting can be pretty boring... which is why Ginko will hear the sound of a dead fish smacking down onto the deck of his little boat. Joker, if nothing else, has good aim.
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His first thought is to look out at the water around the boat, making sure that it isn't just... kicking up again and throwing fish on his boat. But the water, darkening as the sun gets lower in the sky, is just as still as it was when the merman left.
He picks the fish up off the deck, and the most likely source clicks in his mind. Ginko moves back over to the side of the boat and leans over, grinning at the sight of the merman. "--Hey! I didn't think I'd see you again."
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After a second, however, he licks away some of the blood before trying. "Hey, I didn't think I'd see you again." He has no idea what it means, only that it's.... also probably positive and not a swear. Probably.
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Ginko straightens up, raising his eyebrows. "That's... impressive. You've got quite a knack for mimicry, huh?" Boy, he wishes that storm hadn't wrecked all his note-taking supplies. "You really are good at that--" Time for another try at that name, he guesses. "--Jokah."
That... might be closer, or further off. He's not sure.
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Although all this talking is making him a bit hungry, and he tears back into the fish. Look, they can eat together, right? Just shove some raw and bloody fish into your mouth, Ginko, it's all good.
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Ginko could eat some of the food he brought with him, but that would probably be rude. So, he'll hold onto that for now, and... figure out how to make this fish edible on a boat.
He pulls over his tarp to set the fish on and sets about stripping off the scales, leaning against the side of the boat while he works. "Sorry that it'll take me a bit to join you, but I can't just bite into a whole fish like you can. Humans aren't really made for that."
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Curious, he twists back onto his stomach, diving under the water so that he can turn right back around and try to wiggle up to see over the side of the boat. What's going on here, now?
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With the descaling done, he slices the fish open to pull out its innards, which he considers for a moment before holding the mess of guts out to Joker. "You can have these, if you want them."
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They don't immediately go into his maw, however. Instead, he runs his thumb across the slick surface. "These?" he parrots. "Them?"
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Ginko slices a piece of flesh off the gutted fish in front of him and pops it into his mouth, and even just that chunk of raw fish is a huge relief after the day he's had. He cuts away another piece and holds it up so Joker can see it. "I can only eat the meat - not the guts."
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With that last swallow, he hums thoughtfully. "Innards or guts," he repeats slowly. He thinks he has this. Maybe. It's taking a lot of listening, however, and picking through the words. The rest of the sentence is a little too complex right now, however. Too many unknowns.
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"Yeah. Guts." He'll stick with the shorter word from here. He eats the second slice of fish, and considers cutting more off. But... screw that, he absolutely doesn't have the patience to eat this thing bit by bit. He picks the fish up and bites into the exposed meat. Shit this mouthful of barely-prepared raw fish is way better than it should be. He pulls a couple bones out before mumbling through it, "Thanks."
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This is a better- if slightly awkward- view of the way Ginko chows down into the fish, and Joker laughs again. "Thanks!"
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Unfortunately, never having had kids or anything, he doesn't exactly have a lot of experience with teaching people Japanese. If he wants to be able to communicate with this merman, he'll just have to do his best - and see how much of his companion's communication he can figure out in turn.
"Careful not to tip it-- the boat." He pats the side that Joker is hanging onto with the hand that's not occupied with holding onto a fish. "I need the boat to stay upright."
He guesses he should just treat it like talking to a kid?? Who knows how long that will last.
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Flipping himself onto his back, because that's definitely a life choice this dumb fish won't regret in five minutes, Joker tears off a piece of the fish he still has thoughtfully. It doesn't take as much chewing as one might think before it goes down. Still, some chewing is definitely different than just shoving in guts wholesale.
"Boat?" he echoes back thoughtfully.
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...Also, if he's going to be stuck out on the ocean for an unknown period of time, he'd like to be able to communicate more smoothly with the one other sapient being in the vicinity. Just, you know, a personal preference there.
Ginko is a little concerned about that choice of positions, seeing as how it... will probably end up meaning he'll have to flip Joker over and push him into the ocean again. But he can't really advise against it just yet. Speaking of communication. He just... gives him a faintly worried look before taking another bite of fish.
"Boat." He sweeps his hand down its side and onto the deck, then nods to the other side. "We're on a boat."
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Well, maybe it's time for him to explain things, or see how far he can get. Swiping away some of the blood from his mouth, he points over at the fish Ginko is still working on, followed by gesturing outwards with an open palm. If he had another palm, it would be the clear gesture of 'that but bigger'. With that done, he points at his mouth and grins nice and wide to show off those sharp teeth of his.
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His brow creases as he watches Joker's gestures, then he lifts the fish up and then points at his own mouth. "You... eat bigger fish than this?"
He's... trying.
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Joker makes a sharp high cackling noise in the back of his throat, almost near enough to the sound of a dolphin, before he shakes his head. He can't entirely understand what Ginko is saying, but he's pretty sure they're not on the same page.
...Although, if he did know, he could definitely confirm that he does occasionally eat bigger fish than this. Even for some things that aren't fish. After a moment of thought, he tries another series of gestures. First, pantomiming eating, pointing from himself to the fish. Then the same first gesture, but out to the ocean as a whole... and then himself.
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He considers that for a few seconds longer. Joker, fish, eating... a big fish... wait. "Are... you saying something tried to eat you?" He points at his mouth, then at Joker.
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It's half right, at least, although he has no idea.
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Ginko nods slowly, and lets out a breath before setting down what little remains of the fish. It seems like they're making some progress, but-- he should really make sure he's still on track. Not much point to setting a course for the boat if he's not going to maintain it. "Gimme a second - don't want to go in circles. Uh-- thanks again." He gestures at the fish's remains, and gives Joker a quick smile.
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There are some things he wants to ask about, best as he can, but clearly the other is going to be doing some sort of damn thing. What, he can't imagine.
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The fact that he's effectively shirtless does make it a little less comfortable, but, what can you do.
He checks his compass again, relieved to find that he's still more or less on-track. It's just a matter of pulling a couple ropes, adjusting the angle of the sail just a little, to get him back in the right direction. With that done, he sits back down, and holds up his compass for Joker to see. "Shows me where I'm going." He points at the needle, then in the direction it's pointing. "That's north."
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