He knew that was a bullshit excuse.

"I mean, if that's what I'm doing," Leorio grumbles, flushed to his throat and jaw while he lifts his hips up to help tug down his underwear, "then I think I'm not being a pain in the ass. I'm being super fuckin' helpful, and deserve somethin' for that." You know, like addressing the way his underwear sticks a little bit before getting pulled away.