There's two problems with that scenario, Tsukki. [Kuroo smirks at him.] One, the implication that either of us, through encouragement or discouragement, could convince any number of cats to do anything except exactly what they want to do is absurd.

And two... [He nods at Noya and Tanaka.] Are you implying that you ever, in your life, have been or have ever tried to be responsible for those two?