[Kei could say a lot to that. It'd be a little corny in some parts, he thinks, but it would still be a lot. Stuff like clarity, and reassurance, and about how he knows that if Kuroo was really right there in front of him taking that final step, no changed minds or running away...]

[But again. It'd be a little corny. And there's something else that has Kei's attention as he deadeyes his new husband.]

...This is how it's going to be if we ever have kids or, more likely, half a dozen cats, isn't it? You're going to encourage them and undermine me while I have to play responsible pet owner. I can already see it.