[Thank god, that seems to have smoothed things over. Now he can just important on…. Figuring out a sex toy for his best friend. Right.]
Well, I guess after that, it depends on how discreet you want to be versus trying something new. There’s something like this-
[And he tilts his phone screen to Yamaguchi, showing what looks like a metallic-like vibrator that can be hung from a thin cord and just looks like a necklace.]
To…. this.
[Aaaaaaaand oh yeah. Did you know that Bad Dragon sites sell mini vibes, Yamaguchi? You do now.]
[Just... moving a little closer here, purely for the purposes of seeing the screen better.
And regretting it almost immediately upon being shown that second selection. He manages not to go into a coughing fit despite sucking in a breath of air all wrong, so maybe that's a small victory. But holy shit.]
[While Yamaguchi successfully avoids choking to death on his own air, Tsukishima only bothers to half-hide the grin on his face.]
Mostly I just wanted to see the look on your face.
[Both because he is in fact a huge tease, although Yamaguchi gets the best friend of effect of the least dickish moments, and because, well. He looks cute, sometimes, getting startled.]
[Sue him.]
Besides, it was a way to pass the time, seeing what weird things people can be into.
[Yamaguchi makes a half-hearted attempt at a glare, but the joke's too good even if it's at his expense. God, Tsukki is so funny. And cool. And Yamaguchi ends up smiling back and holy shit he is doomed, doomed.]
There are all kinds of people in the world, after all... [He snickers, not even paying much mind to the way that's probably scrunching up his nose and making his freckles stand out more.] Makes me feel more normal in comparison.
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Small is... probably the safest bet, but I want to keep my options open.
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Well, I guess after that, it depends on how discreet you want to be versus trying something new. There’s something like this-
[And he tilts his phone screen to Yamaguchi, showing what looks like a metallic-like vibrator that can be hung from a thin cord and just looks like a necklace.]
To…. this.
[Aaaaaaaand oh yeah. Did you know that Bad Dragon sites sell mini vibes, Yamaguchi? You do now.]
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And regretting it almost immediately upon being shown that second selection. He manages not to go into a coughing fit despite sucking in a breath of air all wrong, so maybe that's a small victory. But holy shit.]
You really, um, did your research.
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Mostly I just wanted to see the look on your face.
[Both because he is in fact a huge tease, although Yamaguchi gets the best friend of effect of the least dickish moments, and because, well. He looks cute, sometimes, getting startled.]
[Sue him.]
Besides, it was a way to pass the time, seeing what weird things people can be into.
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There are all kinds of people in the world, after all... [He snickers, not even paying much mind to the way that's probably scrunching up his nose and making his freckles stand out more.] Makes me feel more normal in comparison.
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See, there you go. I mean, seriously, can you imagine your grandma stumbling on any of this? [He wiggles his phone a little.]
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I mean, at least I'd only die if she survived to confront me about it.
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[Feeling a lot more at ease now that things were a joke, he flipped back to where he’d been at before.]
Still, should probably go subtle, right?