badliifechoiice2 | A crow, an owl,and a cat walk into a threesome...

[Kuroo doesn't remember last time he cleaned up his room this fast. Maybe it was still the alcohol running through his veins, telling him that right now, he can do spring cleaning if he had to, just to impress Tsukishima. If it was only Bokuto, he'd leave everything as it is- Bokuto's room tends to be sometimes worse than Kuroo's.

There are shot glasses on the low coffee table and a bunch of pillows around them. He found a bottle of vodka as well so he had placed it to the side- in case the guys want to switch to something harder. Seeing that everything was in order, he took a quick shower not to smell of old, stale alcohol.

He checked the message once he finished dressing (tight black shirt and jeans) and grinned widely. Deciding to make them a welcome, he opens the window wide that's looking onto the street and sits on the windowsill, posing.]

[ A little bit of appreciation~ goes a long way with Bokuto, so by the time they leave Tsukki's he's practically hopping alongside Tsukki as they make their way towards Kuroo's place. He's got all the ingredients for a great night in tow (minus one rooster-haired cat): so many burritos, wine, cake and three times as owls as normal. You can never have too many owls.

He and Kuroo may be a bit reckless when they've had a bit to drink but all things considered it was probably the best idea they had all night, leaving the owls at Tsukki's. He's clearly looked up how to care for them and is doing a really great job. It's suuuuper cute. Bokuto wants to make a joke about him being a good mom but refrains. He does, however, ask how they're doing every twenty feet. Does Tsukki think they're cold? Or hot maybe? Or hungry? What should they feed him - shit does he need to go back to the store?!!! Do you think the owls will mind them doing body shots or will it scar them for life, they're babies after all.

Asking the important questions, here.

Once they turn the corner onto Kuroo's block it doesn't take long at all for Bokuto to notice the figure in the window. This isn't the first time Kuroo's waited there for him. He puts two fingers in his mouth and whistles rudely.]

Hey hey who's that babe in the window! [ Bokuto jogs up to the wall outside Kuroo's building and hoists himself up with his forearms to dangle off of it, leering up at Kuroo. ] Your handsome princes are here to rescue you from a night of boredom and sobriety!!

[Thank god that Kuroo's place comes into sight; Tsukki thinks he was going to lose his mind with all the fussy owl questions Bokuto was asking him. Honestly, does he think he set off without keeping them warm and fed where they're tucked away?]

[Of course, seeing Kuroo's place means seeing Kuroo up there trying to pose like he's vying for Instagram's sexiest male model award. Rolling his eyes, he still can't hide the fond tilt to his smirk as he lets Bokuto run ahead.]

Very attractive, Kuroo-san. Do you plan on letting us in, or just teasing Bokuto-san all day with something he can't reach?

[Kuroo's grin widens from ear to ear- he's a cat that has caught two birds tonight (excluding little owls, they don't count). He climbs down from windowsill and leans on it, trying to imitate a princess.]

Help! I've been trapped by these pillows and four walls! [...maybe he should've taken a drama class. He outstretches his arms towards them-] Come to me! The door's unlocked! [Some of his stuff may or may not have fallen out of the window earlier today so he went to retrieve them (his cell phone in the bush- it survived).]

Here! I'll even encourage you! [There's a silent prayer that neighbors aren't watching as he strips off his shirt and tosses it away.]

Edited 2016-12-11 20:19 (UTC)

Who says I can't reach him?! [ Bokuto feigns insult - or is he actually insulted??? He could totally reach Kuroo if he wanted to. And when Kuroo beckons, Bokuto has half a mind to let Tsukki go up the mundane way and climb his way to Kuroo's window. He's like half sure he can do it without sending himself to the hospital.

Luckily, the drama queen in the window distracts him from that train of thought by stripping his shirt off. It's really not a great idea to get Bokuto so riled up in public because he gets really, really noisy.]

Hey hey HEY!!!! That's what I'm talking about!!!! Wait for us, fair maiden!

[ Bokuto hops down off the wall and hollers for Tsukki to hurry up before he bounces eagerly through the unlocked door and makes his way up the stairs to Kuroo's room after quickly shedding his shoes. ]

Edited 2016-12-11 21:03 (UTC)

[Well, if the neighbors didn't know what was happening, Bokuto's yelling certainly tipping them off.... But not Tsukki's sniggering as he covers his mouth and leisurely follows after. Anyway, he's a (temporary) bird parent right now. It'd be reckless to run when there's children on board.]

[Which is why, as he enters the house and closes the door behind him, he calls up to Kuroo and Bokuto.]

Both of you are banned from the bathroom without adult supervision!

[Really, it's their fault for making him more comfortable with them. Now he's sassy all the time.]

[Ducking into the bathroom, he sets the sports bag down in the bathtub to reveal two feathery monstrosities that call themselves baby owls, blinking and squinting at him with wide eyes. Old towels have been layered inside for cleanliness and warmth, and that seems to have done enough for now. From the side pocket, he gets out some cut up raw meat in a container that he'd had to buy in a hurry and sets it down for them.]

Have fun in here while your parents partake in a night of utter sin and debauchery, and then we'll get you to someone who actually knows what they're doing.

[If he's cooing, he will deny it to his dying breath. Now to see if Kuroo and Bokuto have already started to strip yet without him and the shortcake.]

[Kuroo peers out of the room and looks down the stairs, anticipating Bokuto running up at the speed of light. And he wasn't wrong.]

Darling! You came!

[He pulls back into the room and greets Bokuto with very noisy kiss on the lips. He notices Tsukishima sneaking off to the bathroom and breaks the kiss for only a second to yell-] Use towels if you need! [-and then he's back to kissing Bokuto, hands wrapped tightly around him. The alcohol he previously had seem to still run through him. Not as badly to keep him off the feet, but enough to have Kuroo talk stupid shit and be all touchy.

Also, he missed them. They need to do more... 'hanging out' like this.]

[ Let's face it, they like sassy Tsukki, even if he does give them so much more shit now.

Bokuto does in fact barrel up the stairs until he practically collides into Kuroo, throwing his arms around him and sinking into the kiss immediately. He manages to get half a whine out when Kuroo pulls away to address Tsukki before he directs Kuroo back to paying attention to him.

He's been deprived, and he wants his reward for being such a gentleman. Bokuto's are warm as they press into Kuroo's back. He really, really loves tipsy Kuroo. Well, he loves him in general but tipsy Kuroo is a real bonus. He's always super handsy and affectionate and that means Bokuto gets spoiled more than usual.

One of his hands reaches up to card through Kuroo's messy hair and he gives it a playful ruffle. ]

Like I'd ever leave you all alone to starve through your hangover, babe!

[No stripping, but makeouts. Well, that's a nice thing to see too as he comes up the stairs. Besides his footsteps, he stays mostly quiet as he watches the two of them, eyes half lidded and quietly molten.]

[It's really atrocious how attractive these two are, an unfair fact he's reflected on more than once. Not just because Kuroo has the best roguish expressions or that Bokuto's body is really too appealing for his own good, but he can't help but get dragged into the warm comfortable feeling they radiate during moments like this. He can't explain it; it's just a feeling of watching them kiss and then getting dragged into it, at which point he's more than willing.]

[Also the sex is great. He'll admit that.]

I don't think he would have starved, just gotten a worse hangover.

[Kuroo's enjoying that pat on the head for all that is worth. If he wasn't so excited about body shots and Tsukishima coming over, he'd probably demand a lot of hair pets from Bokuto and just sleep through the hangover.]

I knew I could count on you, babe.

[The footsteps do draw Kuroo's attention and he keeps an eye on the door as he kisses Bokuto. He slows down the kiss from needy to gently before pulling away with a wide grin.]

Bo, didn't we decide we're going to be real gentlemen tonight? [He gives Bokuto a look then lets go of him to walk over to Tsukishima. Hands rest gently on Tsukishima's hips as he leans in to give him a short peck on the lips.]

As such, we are letting him get the first body shot of the night! [He turns to Bokuto with a grin-] Off with your shirt!

[ Bokuto pouts a little but nods - Yeah, yeah they did!

He spins around and watches Kuroo meander over to Tsukki and peck him on the lips, does his best not to fidget too much at having to watch and not participate.

When Kuroo turns back and demands he get rid of his shirt - Bokuto is so happy to oblige. He tugs off his shirt in one easy motion and throws it to the ground. ]

Hell yeah!! First, c'mere though. [ Bokuto strides over and takes Tsukishima's face in between his palms and kisses him deeply. Tsukki's mouth is warm and his lips are really soft - so soft. Bokuto's are a little chapped but he knows Tsukki won't mind. He's gotta deal even if he does because Bokuto plans on kissing him a lot this evening. ]

You could have kept kissing, and I would have accepted that, too.

[But there's maybe a smile as Kuroo gives him a peck of a kiss, and definitely there when Bokuto grabs him by the face. Their overly energetic owl is right on the money in one area- Tsukki really doesn't mind the chapped state of his lips whatever else he might say at any given time. It adds a texture to their kiss, something to run his tongue against as he opens his mouth easily to Bokuto's demands. He doesn't even remember closing his eyes as he leans into the kiss, but he that might be because he's too busy focusing on the feel of Bokuto's hair in his fingers as he take a fistful of it in one hand.]

[Not that Kuroo is exempt from anything, either. In no particular hurry, Tsukki's been feeling for him with his other hand, finally managing to slip a finger through one belt loop.]

[Kuroo wants to make a comment about it- but then he sees them kissing and totally understands what Tsukishima meant. Of course, he'd need a bit of help from his hand because the sight is more than just hot. Slowly, he licks his lips, watching intently their expressions and movements.

His hand never completely left Tsukishima and the pull on his pants makes him chuckle. He shuffles over so he stands behind the blond, hands now slipping underneath the shirt and tracing the skin with soft, slow touches. His lips leaving a trail on Tsukishima's neck. He won't mind skipping the whole body shots thing and get down to the real thing- they seem to be really into the kiss.]

[ Bokuto likes the slow build up, he really does. He's just not... very good at it. Tsukki really is warm and soft and it's easy to slide their tongues together. The fisting at his hair isn't helping either, really, sending little chills down his spine. His thumbs brush along Tsukki's jaw and trace it.

He can hear Kuroo move - and his eyes flicker open to watch him slid behind Tsukki. Bokuto breaks the kiss and drags his lips down to kiss the other side of Tsukki's neck. He and Kuroo always did work well as a team after all. ]

Not that I'm ever eager to be the voice of reason, but we should probably pause to put the stuff away if we're doing this first rather than later. [ He mumbles against Tsukki's skin. ]

Says the guy who kicked things off this way.

[Except Tsukki is sighing it, tilting his head back so that the mouths roaming against his skin have more room to tease him. Still, it’s bad if Bokuto is being the responsible one. Unable to resist a few more strokes through Bokuto’s hair, he tries to force himself to open his eyes.]

Or maybe that’s you, Kuroo. You are the one who wanted us to bring you food. What do you want to do?

[Kuroo pauses with his kisses and leans his chin on Tsukishima's head.]

I did say that. I also said Tsukki is getting first shot but owl head here got distracted. Can't blame him tho.[He smirks at Bokuto- Kuroo's just teasing him. His hands stop their wander underneath the shirt and he wraps them around Tsukishima's middle, squeezing softly.]

Well, Bo? How about you lay down and have Tsuki take a shot off of you?

[ Bokuto whines and presses against Tsukki to pout at Kuroo. ]

I didn't get distracted!!! Well, I did but it was Tsukki's fault! I just wanted to kiss him too before we got started that was all!

[ Bokuto huffs before going over to the low table and laying down beside it. He grabs a pillow and props it under his head, then spreads his limbs out and puts himself on display before sniggering up at them. ]

Alright, come and get it!

What a horrible senpai, to blame everything on innocent me.

[Alright, that's kind of a lie- he is not in any way, shape, or form innocent. But for this whole occasion, he's pretty confident in saying that it's not his fault at all.]

[Maybe a little reluctantly- but not enough to reach back and shove Kuroo's face off of him- Tsukki untangles himself from Kuroo and steps over to where Bokuto is cheerily sprawled out. Bending down, he presses his mouth against what are, quite honestly, some of the most sinful abs he has ever seen. He means that in the best way.]

So what are we starting with to drink?

[If Tsukishima voiced his opinion about Bokuto's abs, Kuroo would agree.

Snatching one of the bags that Bokuto brought in, he pulls out the bottle with the wine they got for Tsukishima. As requested. He places it on table and then grabs the bottle he found- the one with vodka.]

Let's see here! We have 'I'm fine but I will be fucked up later' drink or 'I'll get fucked up in less than thirty seconds' drink. Pick your poison Tsukishima-kun.

[He settles next to Tsukishima and moves his hand over Bokuto's abs-] Hmm... how about we also add a bit of the whipped cream here before you take a shot? From the cake?

[ Bokuto can't help the grin that spreads across his face when Tsukishima bends down and presses his mouth to his abs. The thing is, all his working out has been specifically directed toward volleyball.. so it's sort of a happy - very, very happy - surprise that people seem to really like them. A lot.

Mostly Kuroo, historically. The first time they were at camp after Bokuto really got them cut and looking good, well. He scored a lot of points by shamelessly distracting Kuroo. But Tsukki likes them too. It's probably not good for his ego.

He really doesn't give a shit though, and fully intends to soak it up. He snorts when Kuroo mentions the whipped cream.]

You're just suggesting that because that's one of YOUR favorite things to do, babe. Not that I'm objecting.

[ Bokuto's not fussy. They can pour whatever they want on him - he knows it'll get cleaned off. ]

Edited 2016-12-13 07:20 (UTC)

[Pulling his mouth away from Bokuto's skin, Tsukishima taps his fingers along the table thoughtfully. What level of fucked up does he feel like today...?]

[Well. He is a parent now, at least for however long it takes for him to drop those owls off somewhere with more responsible people. At the very least, he should pretend he's a responsible adult who hasn't been corrupted by an owl and a cat.]

If we're going with whipped cream, then I'll take the wine. It'll be more fun being a little sober as I watch you two anyway.

[A grin stretches across Kuroo's face and he turns around to grab the can with whipped cream.]

Okay! [He shakes the bottle and makes a nice line across Bokuto's abs.] Let the senpai teach you how to do this. [Tsukishima probably knows how to "do it", but Kuroo wants to show off his drinking skills. Putting the can aside, he gets the drink of choice and pours a shot.]

It goes like this! First, you gently, slowly, get all of the cream... [he leans down, eyes locked on Bokuto's, and collects the cream with his tongue. He also spends few seconds "cleaning up" - tracing the skin with few kisses and nips.]

Then [he sits up-] you take a shot [he downs it in one go-] and as a finish, you thank Bokuto for the meal. [With a chuckle, he leans over and gives Bokuto a deep kiss.]

[ The worst part of this game is that Bokuto has a really hard time staying still - he gets excited! And Kuroo is the master of this game, after all. Nobody can go toe to toe at body shots like Kuroo. It's the eye contact.

It's got Bokuto shivering underneath Kuroo's tongue and grinning back down at him. His ears get a little pink at all the additional attention. He'll have to recommend Tsukki be on the receiving end of Kuroo's shot-demonstration at some point tonight too.

The best part of the game is that Kuroo insists that Bokuto be thanked for the meal. Bokuto threads his fingers through Kuroo's hair, slides his tongue into his mouth and gives a little bite as they part. He should probably be embarrassed by how little it takes for him to get worked up when Kuroo's involved, but Bokuto's pretty sure it's charming.]

Babe, that was so fucking hot.

[Tsukishima absolutely knows how to do this by now, especially with such perverted senpai “looking after” him, but hey… If Kuroo and Bokuto want to be shameless exhibitonists for him, he’ll never say no. Sharp gold eyes stay locked on the two of them throughout the little display, and he reaches over to idly toy with Bokuto’s hair… after his other hand makes sure to grab the whipped cream.]

You two looked like you really enjoyed that. Almost enough for me to wonder if I’m just going to be a voyeur here.

[Kuroo already knows how little it needs for Bokuto to get excited- he's like that with other stuff too, especially volleyball. But right now, when put on receiving end of the kisses, Kuroo can't help but grin at the enthusiasm behind them.]

Thanks babe, there's more from where that came from. [Kuroo grins impishly and sits back. He turns to Tsukishima as he picks up the bottle and fills the shot he just used for 'demonstration'-] Of course, you're not going to be a voyeur. It's your turn,[he hands him over the shot and since he already has whipped cream, Tsukki is more than ready to do it.]

[ Bokuto vibrates eagerly. ]

Huh huh??? Don't think you're getting to be lazy tonight Tsukki! We're not going to let you off that easy.

[ He scoots closer to Tsukki and nudges him with his thigh, urging him on. Not that it wouldn't be hot for Tsukki to just watch him and Kuroo go at it - the very idea makes his mouth water. But they're gentleman tonight and that means making sure Tsukki gets involved just as much as they do. Contrary to what they'd initially thought, Tsukki can be pretty wild when he wants to be. It's pretty fucking hot. ]

I like being lazy.

[And yet it’s said over the sound of whipped cream squirting out from its can as he neatly draws a line straight up Bokuto’s impressive as always body. Clearly he doesn’t like being lazy more than he likes the prospect of doing a body shot. However, just mimicking Kuroo isn’t an idea he cares for.]

[So he makes sure to add his own spin to things: tapping his glasses down the bridge of his nose, making sure to look right over the rims at Bokuto as he drags his tongue across skin and whipped cream. He doesn’t do “clean up” either, at least not in the same way, instead scooping the fluffy remnants up with his thumb and smearing it across Bokuto’s mouth as his other hand takes the shot. Downing it simply, he lets it clink against the table and leans down to steal a kiss, taking extra care to suck on his lips where he’d smeared that whipped cream from earlier.]

[There. That should do it.]

[Is it just Kuroo or is it becoming really hot in here? That little show is making wearing pants slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention that he really wants Tsukishima to take a body shot off of him now. That kiss looked so sweet and hot that it made him really impatient. And he's not going to hide it.

He nudges Bokuto to get up-]

My turn!

[Once he's lying down comfortably, propped up slightly on his elbow, he wiggles his brows at them.]

[ Bokuto doesn't fail to be flattered that he and Kuroo can work Tsukki up enough to stop being lazy. He knows well enough it's a compliment. And he doubly appreciates that Tsukki is always up to take the challenge to a new level. Getting Tsukki hooked on something is dangerous.

And hot it's really - REALLY hot. Bokuto's golden eyes are wide and locked onto Tsukki's as he looks over the rims and drags his tongue up his abs. Something like a hiss forces its way out his throat and the second Tsukki's thumb brushes his lips, Bokuto gives it a good, long suck while he's preoccupied with the shot. The kiss is achingly short and Bokuto tries to follow Tsukki when he pulls back. ]

Fuck.

[ But then Kuroo's nudging him up and out of the way and Bokuto grins. ]

Dude. You're in for a fucking treat.

Shouldn’t Bokuto-san be the one to go next since he’s had to deal with being so patient while you showed off, Kuroo-san?

[But that’s just giving him an idea, now, eyes glittering brightly as he spins the whipped cream idly in his hands.]

Actually… Why don’t you go to get another glass, Bokuto-san?

[Because that’s certainly two lines of whipped cream that Tsukishima is drawing up Kuroo’s stomach.]

I like the idea...[Kuroo murmurs under his breath as he watches Tsukishima draw lines on him. The anticipation is making his skin tingle and stomach spin, but it is worth it.]

See? This is why you need to hang out with us a lot. You have awesome ideas, [Kuroo grins and catches some of the excess whipped cream from the tip of the can, licking it slowly off while staring at Tsukishima.]

[ Bokuto doesn't have to be told twice before he's off like a shot, barreling down the stairs to get another shot glass, and then flying back up just as quickly. He skids into the room and sits down next to Tsukki, practically vibrating with excitement. This is a great idea. One for the history books.]

Well, that and he's really good in bed, huh Kuroo? Not to mention cute.

[ Like, unfairly cute. And savage, too, but Bokuto seems to have a fairly high tolerance for savage considering the people he dates.

Bokuto waits for Tsukishima to lean down before winking at Kuroo. He flattens his tongue and scoops up all the whipped cream in one slow, steady motion, eyes locked on Kuroo's. His mouth sucks the remnants off each individual ab, takes the shot and then dives in for the 'thank you' kiss. He hasn't bothered to clean the whipped cream off the edges of his mouth, and he doesn't clean it off Kuroo's face either. He does, however, make sure to tug a little on Kuroo's lip with his teeth as he pulls back.

He can thank Tsukki for that idea. ]

You two already got me a cake, you can ease up on the base flattery.

[But he’s grinning as he leans down, taking his sweet time as he laps his tongue up Kuroo’s abs, letting Bokuto go ahead to steal that first kiss. Tsukishima himself might be nipping at the tender skin he’s kissing, watching with half lidded eyes as his two senpai kiss. It’s right as Bokuto pulls away that he’s lowering his shot glass from his own lips, leaning in smoothly to take his place with wine still fresh on his mouth as he kisses Kuroo.]

[To give him an even better taste, he tries to slide his tongue inside as well, just to tease, before he pulls away while licking his lips.]

Happy now?

There's never enough flattery, especially if it's based on truth.

[Kuroo doesn't know on whom to focus first. They are teaming up against him and it feels as if he had died and went to heaven. On one side he has hot, fierce kiss that's lighting fire under his skin. On the other side, he has a passionate one, teasing, that has shivers go down his spine. It's so annoying that he can't kiss both of them at once. He can still feel the tingles in his body from their kisses. He'd ask for another round but he needs to be fair.

Licking his lips and giving Bokuto a look, he leans up to kiss Tsukishima softly, teasing his lips with teeth-]

I'll be even happier when I take a shot off of you. [And he moves out of the way to make space for Tsukishima to lay down, exchanging a short kiss with Bokuto in the meantime.]

A crow, an owl,and a cat walk into a threesome...

heh >:3

no such thing as bad life choices here

tsukki will reserve judgment on bad life choices until the end of the night

shush tsook and let them love you

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