Monster Mash AU Meme

[sassybird]

To celebrate Halloween finally arriving and to aggressively deny the existence of November: a Monster AU meme!

Directions

♢ Post a top level with character name and canon.
♢ Pre-emptively choose a monster or roll for one using RNG. (Feel free to be as classic or creative as you want with the options.)
♢ RNG or write out prompts, either as a response to someone or as part of your top level!

Prompts

1 ♢ Mundane Problems: Okay, sure. You can tear out a man's throat with your teeth, or sing someone to their death, whatever. However, that doesn't solve the problem of finding new clothes when you have wings, or having to take a bath after full moon shenanigans.
2 ♢ The Big Secret: Sssshhh, no one tell the humans that the supernatural exists. Of course, that's easier said than done, so of course you might run into a hiccup now and then... Is your glamour wearing off? Are hunters coming near your hidden monster city? Better think fast.
3 ♢ Classic Jobs: Sure, you might be a monster, but it's just something you do, really. Time to clock out for the day after a night of helping out at the local haunted wherever. Or maybe you need a little bit of outsider help with things to spice up your job?
4 ♢ Fantasy War: A staple of supernatural fiction- one group locked in an eternal bickerfest with another group. Whether it's as narrowed down as vampires vs werewolves or broader with Seelie vs Unseelie, a full out war or simple species prejudice... Time to deal with it.
5 ♢ Modern Twist: Okay, the world is full of monsters, and... surprisingly very little in the world has changed. An arachnid-person attends college, a vampire is the latest pop idol, and a dryad barista lowkey judged you today.
6 ♢ Smut Option: No judgment, we know why you're here.
7 ♢ Choose Your Own: Any idea or prompt you can think of

Monsters

1 ♢ Ghost
2 ♢ Demon
3 ♢ Elemental
4 ♢ Merperson
5 ♢ Werecreature
6 ♢ Vampire
7 ♢ Fae
8 ♢ Naga
9 ♢ Bug Person
10 ♢ Harpy
11 ♢ Dryad
12 ♢ Gorgon
13 ♢ Undead
14 ♢ Gargoyle
15 ♢ Dragons
16 ♢ Sphinx
17 ♢ Slime
18 ♢ Chimera
19 ♢ ...Human?: You sure came into the wrong place in town.
20 ♢ Choose Your Own: Anything not covered here? Go wild.

Comments

[fioridimorti]

[Frankly speaking, Byakuran could outright rob him of his whole wallet, and Shoichi would be perfectly fine with it. The smell alone almost has him curled up on the ground, out of his mind in bliss, but somehow he perseveres and keeps standing to go through his wallet and hastily hand over the payment. Not only is Byakuran given the money, but he’s given the most desperate pair of kitty eyes that are possible on a sphinx’s face.]

[onethousandflowers]

[Awww, it's hard to not pat him while he makes that face. But that would be weird, wouldn't it? It probably would. Not that that usually stops him, but this is a new customer! So Byakuran just stirs the tea before pushing it over.]

It's not done steeping. The bag is disposable, just return the mug when you're done.

[He can't wait to see your reaction, Shoichi.]

I never caught your actual name.

[fioridimorti]

Right, steeping… Of course.

[Shoichi’s expression is torn between that of relief to finally have the mug in his hands and torment at having to wait another few minutes for it to finish steeping for the full effect. Shaking his head to try and get out of it, he looks back up at the other man.]

Oh- Shoichi Irie. Sorry. I’m…. out of it.

[To put it lightly.]