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[While Yamaguchi successfully avoids choking to death on his own air, Tsukishima only bothers to half-hide the grin on his face.]

Mostly I just wanted to see the look on your face.

[Both because he is in fact a huge tease, although Yamaguchi gets the best friend of effect of the least dickish moments, and because, well. He looks cute, sometimes, getting startled.]

[Sue him.]

Besides, it was a way to pass the time, seeing what weird things people can be into.

[sobakasukarasu]

[Yamaguchi makes a half-hearted attempt at a glare, but the joke's too good even if it's at his expense. God, Tsukki is so funny. And cool. And Yamaguchi ends up smiling back and holy shit he is doomed, doomed.]

There are all kinds of people in the world, after all... [He snickers, not even paying much mind to the way that's probably scrunching up his nose and making his freckles stand out more.] Makes me feel more normal in comparison.

[itsjustanaccount]

[It’s really easy to get distracted by those freckles, honestly, but at least the conversation is a good distraction.]

See, there you go. I mean, seriously, can you imagine your grandma stumbling on any of this? [He wiggles his phone a little.]

[sobakasukarasu]

[A good deal of indelicate snickering follows. Now that's quite a mental image.]

I mean, at least I'd only die if she survived to confront me about it.

[itsjustanaccount]

A 50% chance of her going by heart attack, or a 50% of it being you. Well, those aren’t bad odds, right?

[Feeling a lot more at ease now that things were a joke, he flipped back to where he’d been at before.]

Still, should probably go subtle, right?