Most tiny cities like this will erect anything to improve tourism. We should do our part.

[He tugged the priest forward, pressing their faces close as the priest pulled out his phone. Once it looked like everything was in order, he took a quick moment to preen and fix his hair, straighten his clothes, and make a peace sign.]

Ready? One, two, three, cheese-

[Except he was going to turn his face and plant a kiss on the priest's cheek instead. Oops.]